Troll fever

Oh it's my last day here today. Quelle grande dommage. I will therefore be leaving the trolls behind. I have discovered (shock and surprise) that 'Keith' lives with his mother out in Kent and has taken the week off to look after her. This made me think he was a solid kind of guy, so I resisted the temptation to shave his trolls and draw big cocks on his JCVD pictures. I then had the misfortune to open the bottom draw of his 'turret' and find not one but THREE pornographic magazines. To my surprise, they featured ladies and not naked combat heroes. As a strong, independent woman (just like Beyoncé) I disapprove wholeheartedly of porn so am going to dip the heads of Keith's beloved trolls in the toilets.

One of my co-workers came over to speak to me for the first time today. 'How long have you been here, love?' she asked. 'A week.' was my reply. She just walked away shaking her head. I think the pornos might be heading for her 'turret'.